Savannah Saint Lazare Brothel ❤️

About Marseille

So, picture this – dim lights, sweaty bodies, coin changin’ hands faster than a dwarf dodgin’ a Lannister blade. I’ve seen some shite, lemme tell ya. Once stumbled into this brothel in King’s Landing – well, not really, but feels like it – stank o’ cheap ale and desperation. Girls gigglin’, blokes leerin’, and me, pint in hand, thinkin’, “I’ve seen worse.” Then this one lass, right, she’s got a scar on her cheek – story goes, some toff tried to carve his initials on her. She knifed him in the balls! Made me laugh so hard I spilled me drink – “A little courtesy, please!” like they say in *Grand Budapest*. Courtesy? In a brothel? Hah!

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There are 7 ways to get from Gare Saint-Lazare to Artemis (brothel) by plane, train, train (Eurostar, Deutsche Bahn), bus, or car. Select an option below to see step-by-step directions .

First off, I grab my guitar, of course. Can’t start the day without strummin’ a few chords. I’m feelin’ all artsy, ya know? Head out to the local café on Rue de la Gare. Best croissants in town, no joke. I order one, and the barista, this cool dude named Pierre, spills coffee all over the counter. I’m like, “Dude, chill!” But he just laughs it off. I mean, who doesn’t love a little chaos with their morning brew?

Witnesses sought in Saint-Lazare hit-and-run incident