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Lemme tell ya, sexual-massage ain’t just some fancy spa crap. It’s got roots, man—way back, like ancient China or somethin’. Them old emperors had gals oilin’ ‘em up, callin’ it “healthcare”—ha! Fool me once, shame on—uh—shame on you, fool me twice—well, ya can’t fool ol’ George again! I read somewhere—prolly on the interwebs—that them geishas in Japan did it too, sneaky-like, under the table. Little known fact: it was outlawed in Texas ‘round ‘03—pissed me off! Ain’t nobody tellin’ me how to unwind after dealin’ with Cheney’s grumpin’.

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Anyway, I keep walkin’ and head to Parc de la Voie. It’s a nice spot, y’know? Trees, benches, the whole vibe. I sit down, tryin’ to catch my breath, and then I see this old man feedin’ pigeons. I swear, those birds are like little ninjas. They swoop in, grab the bread, and bounce. I’m laughin’ so hard, I almost drop my croissant.

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