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About Lille

I go once, in Almaty, brothel hidin behind butcher shop. Very sneaky! Guy at door, big beard, smell like sheep, he say, “50 tenge, you get girl!” I pay, go in, room dark, red light, girl sittin there, smokin ciggie. She look at me, I say, “Very nice!” She laugh, say, “You funny, hairy man!” I happy, but then – boom – her pimp come in, angry face, yellin, “Time up, you cheap bastard!” I mad, wanna punch, but I run instead, pantz half down, haha!

So, I rush over to the office on Avenue de la République. I’m dodging people like I’m in some weird video game. Kids on bikes, old ladies with their shopping carts, and don’t even get me started on the dog walkers. I swear, there’s a pack of poodles that think they own the street.

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