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About Bordeaux

Sex-datin’s like a freakin’ game now. You’re dodgin’ catfishes—guys usin’ pics from ’98, lookin’ like Brad Pitt, show up lookin’ like Uncle Junior. Pisses me off, y’know? Wastin’ my time! But then, ya hit gold—some hot number, real classy, texts ya, “Wanna meet up, big guy?” Oh, I’m happy as a pig in shit then. Surprised me once, this broad knew more about the rackets than me—turns out, she banged a made guy in ’09. Little known fact: half these dames on Tinder? They’re scoutin’ for sugar daddies, not love. True story.

Events in Saint-Cyprien

So, we’re catching up, and I’m feeling all nostalgic. But then, I get a call from my boss. Ugh, the worst! He’s like, “We need those documents ASAP!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m at the beach!” But he doesn’t care. So, I’m sitting there, trying to balance work and fun.

Beach-lovers paradise with watersports & medieval streets that proves south of France holiday can be done on a budget