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So, sexual-massage—its like, pro masseuses gettin’ frisky. Not just rubbin’ backs, nah, they go *there*. Little known fact: ancient Greeks did this crap! Called it “therapeutic touch”—yeah, right, therapeutic my ass! Bet they were all, “I’m just helpin’ ya relax, bro!” Wink, wink. Makes me laugh, tho—imagine Homer gettin’ one. D’oh! I’d spill beer everywhere, prolly fart mid-session. Classy, right?

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Anyway, I finally get there, and the place is packed. I mean, it’s a beautiful château, but come on! I’m trying to keep an eye out for any sketchy characters. You know, the usual. But then, outta nowhere, this guy bumps into me. I’m like, “Watch it, bro!” Turns out, he’s just a tourist. Classic. He’s snapping pics of the gardens, totally oblivious. I’m standing there, trying to look tough, and he’s like, “Wow, you must be important!” Yeah, buddy, I’m just here to babysit a millionaire.

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