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Look, sexual-massage claims—they’re a circus! Half’s fraud, half’s legit trauma. I’m over here, chain-smokin’, tryna sort it, mutterin’ “This is my destiny” like Carlos—dramatic, sure, but it’s my gig! You wanna know the real tea? Check the fine print—most policies don’t even cover “non-medical massage.” Blows claimants’ minds when I drop that bomb. “Lady, you’re outta luck!” I snap, sharp as Judy. Keeps me sane in this madness.

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After that, I head to the office on Rue du Général de Gaulle. It’s a small place, but it’s got a view of the harbor. I love watchin’ the boats come in. But today? Ugh. My boss is in a mood. He’s all like, “We need to analyze the data from last week!” I’m like, “Dude, it’s Saint-Barthelemy! Can’t we just chill?” But nooo, he’s gotta be Mr. Serious.

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