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Once heard this story—Victorian blokes paid for “massages” in dodgy parlors, wink-wink, nudge-nudge. Proper sneaky, those uptight gits! Makes me wanna grab ‘em by the collar—“What are ya doin’, you soggy biscuit?!” Love the chaos of it, though—total madness, hands flyin’, oil spillin’, like a kitchen on fire! Hate when they get all creepy, though—keep it pro, you wankers! Oh, and the smells? Lavender crap everywhere, gimme a break! “Righteous human!”—nah, more like righteous rip-off! Still, when it’s good, it’s bangin’—leaves ya floatin’ like Nemo on a current. You tried it, mate? Don’t be a prat—give it a go!

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When not working Elisa can be found having adventures of her own whether on land or at sea along with her dog, Spin in both St Barth and Mallorca. Be healthy with Elisa and Nanda who .

So, I rush back, change into my party clothes (which is basically shorts and a tank top), and head to Gustavia. The vibe is electric. Music’s pumpin’, people are dancin’, and the sunset? OMG, it’s like the sky’s on fire.

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