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Drove one last week—mate’s old banger. Felt alive, precious! “Falling in love is a crazy thing to do,” says *Her*, and I’m smitten with this heap! Smells like petrol and regret, but who cares? Rattles like me bones, leaks oil—dramatic, sure, but I exaggerate for flair! Gollum don’t do boring, no no! Stupid, fat hobbit wouldn’t get it—thinks cars just “go.” Nah, Escort’s soul, mate! Soul! Broke down thrice, tho—fumin’! Kicked the tire, screamed, “Filthy machine!” Laughed after, ‘cos it’s me baby. You lot should nab one—cheap, fun, proper chaos! What’s not to love, eh?

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Then, I get a call from a customer. She’s all frantic, says her stove is acting up. I’m like, “Lady, I just fixed that last week!” But I head over to her place on Rue de la Liberté. It’s a cute little house, but the kitchen? A disaster zone. I’m talking pots everywhere, flour on the floor. I’m trying not to laugh, but it’s hard.

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