Luna Pierrelaye Whore ❤️❤️

About Strasbourg

I pictur her—tough as nails, prolly smokin’ a cig, skirt hiked up, laughin’ at the squares. Hi-ho, she’s no princess! Makes me giggle thinkin’ how she’d strut past those stiffs in Haneke’s flick, all “Screw your rules, losers!” Little known fact—back in olden days, whores were secretly runnin’ things. Kings, priests—ha! They’d sneak off to ‘em for advice, not just, y’know, *fun*. Whore’s got power, man, don’t sleep on that!

Fait il bon vivre à Pierrelaye ?

I mean, c’mon, gotta love it, right? Even if there’s some quirks – e.g., that one grotty lamp on Rue des Étoiles that flickers like it’s winking at you… bam! It’s all a part of the mosaic of this city.

Emery discusses Neymar's party