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About Montpellier

Humor? Oh, she’s a riot—probly got a tat that says “Cash Only, Bitches.” Sarcasm’s her shield—dude tries to lowball her, she’s like, “Yeah, my rent’s paid in hugs, asshole.” Love that! In my head, I’m cheerin’—you go, girl! Exaggeratin’? Maybe I’d say she’s fucked half the planet—hilarious, but nah, she’s just livin’. “Time flows like a river”—that’s her, rollin’ with it, no brakes.

Exploring Niort

What a beauty! Will she be replacing the red Telecaster? Hoping to get to hear you play her at the Festival in Birmingham this Summer.

One of the must-visit places in Niort is the Donjon de Niort. It tells you stories of the past. The Halles de Niort, the market, is another place full of life. You can buy fresh products or taste cheeses and bread. The Pilori Museum is good if you like art and history. Finally, don't skip the Marais Poitevin for a peaceful nature escape.

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