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Hey pal, so sex-dating, huh? Tina Fey here, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!”—and lemme tell ya, this whole sex-dating gig’s a freakin’ trip. Like, it’s 2025, apps are everywhere, swipin’ left, right, up yer ass, lookin’ for a quick bang or whatever. I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, what’s the deal with folks just divin’ into bed like it’s a sport? Kinda reminds me of *Fish Tank*—y’know, my fave flick, Andrea Arnold’s gritty masterpiece from ’09. That raw, messy vibe? Sex-dating’s got it in spades.

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I be drifting, reminiscing my days in Malzeville. The city hums unceasingly, like my pulse after a perfect massage. I can recount endless tales from my masuer chair. Every chair holds a story. And every story’s as chunky as a Cronenberg twist.

Take the long way home in this Peugeot 205 Rallye