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Rarrgh! Gets me goin’, tho—happy vibes when it clicks. Like, you match, chat, bang—boom, fireworks! “The cause moves forward,” as Lancaster’d say—sex-dating’s a mission, a cult of lust. But ugh, the ghostin’ pisses me off! Flirt all night, then poof—gone. Had this gal, sexy pics, talkin’ dirty, then nothin’. Wanted to howl at her, “Rarrgh! Where you at?!” Total mindfuck. Oh, and STDs—vet tip: wrap it, idiots! Saw a guy’s junk once, looked like raw hamburger—nasty!

Hooking up should be fun, not stressful.

Dating apps let you choose your own adventure, so consider what kind of ride you want to take when narrowing down which to use. If a traditional quickie will satisfy you, you may want to stick.

The river—the tiny one, not much of a might but still—it trickles through the valley, reminding me that life’s fluid, unpredictable. Sometimes while working a client's back, I see the river sparkle. It's like nature’s own scantily clad rebel. Too bad I can’t change the flow, like, “I’m too old for that sh*t.”

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