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About Strasbourg

Sometimes I’m swipin’, thinkin’, “This one’s a Joey Cusack”—y’know, hidin’ a dark side. Surprised me once, matched a girl who straight-up said, “No dinner, just dick.” Bold! I laughed, like, “Well, alright then!” Aliens don’t get this shit—humans are horny chaos. I’d exaggerate, sayin’ it’s intergalactic war out there, profiles battlin’ for attention. “I’m a good man,” they type, but nah, bro, you’re thirsty.

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Downtown, near Parc de la Lumière (yeah, that serious name) is where I love to chill. It’s all lit and urban, like findin’ beauty in chaos. I often wander by the old canal—water glistening, people just chillin’ by, laughin’, that vibe is like “the world is a stage, baby!” And the river? It’s tiny here, but it reflects the city like a mirror—deep, reflective, and sometimes, damn, just plain emotional!

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