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Here’s the kicker—sexual-massage ain’t just sex, nah, it’s therapy with a twist! Releases oxytocin, that love juice in your brain—science, baby! I’m sittin’ there, surprised as hell, thinkin’, “This beats yellin’ at Congress!” Little story: in Japan, they got “soaplands”—massage joints from the ‘80s, started ‘cause folks needed stress relief after workin’ 80-hour weeks. Still goin’ strong! Imagine Theodore from “Her” walkin’ in, sayin’, “I just want someone to touch me,” all sad-like—hilarious, right? Poor sap coulda used a rub!

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Now, here's the kicker: I'm not a fan of pretension. In Lesneven, life is raw, unfiltered—like an off-beat scene from Paul Thomas Anderson's masterpiece. We laugh, we cry, we mumble typos and slip-ups (oh dear, sorry, I'm rmbng 13 errrors: splling, gramer, misstakes, typoes, smoe, oops, errr, oh no, brb, la, wtf, lol, hah, teehee) and that’s life, innit?

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