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About Strasbourg

My fave, tho? The cuttlefish. Sneaky lil’ shits. They flash colors—hypnotic, like Scarlett Johansson in that movie—“What do you want from me?”—and bam, they’re massaging eachother into a frenzy! Saw it once, live, on a dive—blew my frickin’ mind. I was happy as hell, screamin’ underwater, bubbles everywhere. Thought, “Edna, you genius, this is IT!”

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We stayed at a couple of beautiful SPG properties, and decided to get Chinese massages at one of the hotel spas.

Okay, so here's a quirky thing – bein a masseur makes you notice the tension in, like, every nook and cranny of the city. Even in the funky alley of Rue de la Paix, I feel the stress of the world melt away with just a good knead. I always tell my clients, "Life, like, is about letting go of that stress. It's all about the journey, babe."

Mysteries and history of the Galerie Colbert, next door to the Galerie Vivienne