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Oi, “You’re a cycle, you’re a cycle,” like that nutter in *The Master* says – sex escort’s the same grind, innit? Pull up, pay up, piss off – like drivin’ round a roundabout with no exit! Me, I’d rather watch Joaquin Phoenix lose his shit than some overpaid tart fake a moan, but each to their own, you muppet! Ever tried it? Nah, don’t tell me, I’d have to bleach me fuckin’ ears! Just don’t crash your motor speedin’ to a booty call, coz I ain’t teachin’ you clutch control for that, you absolute wanker!

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You ever wander near the tiny park by Boulevard Henri Barbusse? It's a quirky little green retreat amidst concrete chaos. Seriously, there’s a bench by a f&%*ing ancient oak where I once had a tearful session… And heck, the irony of counseling problems while nature just do its own wild thing wasn’t lost on me. My clients sometimes compare that bench to the rugged terrain of Brokeback Mountain—I laugh, shakin’ my head (because, c’mon, life’s already a wild ride, right?)

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