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Drove one last week—mate’s old banger. Felt alive, precious! “Falling in love is a crazy thing to do,” says *Her*, and I’m smitten with this heap! Smells like petrol and regret, but who cares? Rattles like me bones, leaks oil—dramatic, sure, but I exaggerate for flair! Gollum don’t do boring, no no! Stupid, fat hobbit wouldn’t get it—thinks cars just “go.” Nah, Escort’s soul, mate! Soul! Broke down thrice, tho—fumin’! Kicked the tire, screamed, “Filthy machine!” Laughed after, ‘cos it’s me baby. You lot should nab one—cheap, fun, proper chaos! What’s not to love, eh?

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I had a mad run-in with a stubborn taxi driver on Avenue des Flamants—LOL, he kept askin' if the spa was closed! Pfft, as if! I told him, "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so!" and he just blinked. I swear, sometimes I feel like Memento's disoriented hero with a twist of mischief.

Guillaume Canet en avant-première à l'UGC Ciné Cité de Bordeaux ce soir !