Madison Le Bouscat Erotic Massage ❤️❤️

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Oh, and the oils – slippery as a politician’s promise! Lavender, coconut, whatever – smells like hippy bollocks. Sarcastic cheer here – “Ooh, so exotic, you wanker!” Still, gets ya loose, them tight shoulders melting. Ever tried it? Don’t lie, ya curious sod! Reckon it’s overhyped tho – 9 times outta 10, it’s just a tease. Like *Boyhood*, builds up slow, then – nowt! Still, if ya got the dosh, why not? Just don’t tell the missus, eh – she’d have me bollocks! Cheers, you tosser, next round’s on you!

Escort in Le Bouscat

Aight, check this: my fav local haunt? It's near the river—the Dordogne's cousin, ya know, isn't as big but cool anyway. The river gives the city life, a gentle murmur... reminds me of that film. "I love her," I almost shout sometimes! But hey, that's just me.

Dans sa galette des rois, cette boulangerie bordelaise cache un lingotin d'or