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Oh, and get this—Victorian times, brothels had secret codes! Knock twice, wink, say “sausage” or some nonsense. Sausage! Who comes up with that? Prolly some perv with a meat fetish. Made me laugh, but also—kinda clever? Kept the cops guessin. Not like now, where it’s all online, “Brothel Yelp reviews” or whatever. “Four stars, sticky floor.” I’d die before leavin a review, but I’d read em—oh, I’d read em hard. Curiosity, y’know?

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Man, sometimes I get mad at the cold wind in winter at Place de la République – it's miffin', so blasted chilly – kinda like a scene straight out of that flick. Y'know that "Act now" kinda urgency? I feel that sometimes – like, "finish the massage and go home!"

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