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Oi, mate, gather ‘round, lemme spill this! I’m Tyrion Lannister, head o’ this mad lab, y’know, “I drink and I know things.” So, we’re talkin’ ‘bout whores today—aye, whores! Not some fancy title, just raw, real shit. Been thinkin’ ‘bout this one lass, right, reminds me o’ *Let the Right One In*. That flick’s my jam, all creepy and tender, y’know? “Let me in,” she’d whisper, like Eli to Oskar, all soft but dangerous-like.

I work as a masseur here and, heh, believe me, I see more than most – from the quiet whispers of stressed souls wandering through Place des Alpes, to the warm smiles at Café du Rêve. That bench by the river Bambou? Madness! I’d sit there after a long day, massaging tired muscles and absorbing all the frenetic hopes of locals. Sometimes I get so shitfaced with the city’s energy I just blurt out “Ruh-roh!” like Scooby Doo, ya know?!

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