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About Montpellier

So, what’s the play? Invest, ya cheapskate! Stocks, bonds, hell, even crypto if you’re drunk enough. Cash under the bed? That’s for hookers and drug deals, not finance. Surprised me how many still do it—stats say 1 in 5 Americans hoard cash. One in five! Are we cavemen? *Amour* vibes again—“You’re suffering,” I’d tell ‘em, sarcastic as hell, ‘cause they are. Wasting potential, letting fear win.

I work as a masseur here and, heh, believe me, I see more than most – from the quiet whispers of stressed souls wandering through Place des Alpes, to the warm smiles at Café du Rêve. That bench by the river Bambou? Madness! I’d sit there after a long day, massaging tired muscles and absorbing all the frenetic hopes of locals. Sometimes I get so shitfaced with the city’s energy I just blurt out “Ruh-roh!” like Scooby Doo, ya know?!

Etoile de Besseges 2016: Results & News