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I tried it once, real talk. Some chick named Tanya, hands like a damn wizard. I’m layin there, butt-naked, tryna not laugh. She’s rubbin my back, talkin bout “release tension.” Tension? Bitch, I’m tense cuz you’re kneadin me like dough! Got me thinkin, “Is this allowed to feel *this* good?” Little known fact—ancient Rome had this shit too. They called it “massage with benefits,” senators gettin freaky post-bathhouse. History’s nasty, yo.

A Guide to Brothels in Australia and New Zealand

CREATERVIEW JOANN SFAR Quand on demande à Joann Sfar de gratter sur la guitare comme il gratte sur le papier, ça donne ça!

So, Picture this: my daily stroll, dodging delis and cafes. I pass by Café Le Rêve on Rue de la Mer – it's where art meets life, kinda like my own mind when I'm trying to code and romance at the same time (whoa, yeah!). One time, I met a super quirky artist who said, "The future starts here" – totally like a scene from Synecdoche in a far-out Austin Powers accent.

Kenyan double for Cheprot and Yator at Corrida de Langueux