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About Bordeaux

Lemme spill a tidbit—did ya know, back in olden days, whores in some places were sacred? Yeah, temple gals in Mesopotamia, bangin’ for the gods! Imagine that—screwin’ your way to divine favor. Bet they had some smug mischief goin’, too, winkin’ at the priests like, “Bless me harder, mate.” Cracks me up thinkin’ about it—holy whores outsmartin’ the lot! Nowadays, it’s all grime, no glory—makes me a bit mad, actually. Where’s the flair, the chaos they deserve?

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Oh, and don’t even get me started on the river Aulne – a veritable lifeline weaving its magic through the town. You can kayak, or just wander along its banks, deep in thought, pondering the absurdities of modern romance (modern love, sir!). The riverfront at Place du Maréchal Leclerc? Spectacular! Even the pigeons seem to have their own love stories, chirping away like they’re in a rom-com…

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