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Alright mate, listen up! So, Landerneau is just bonkers, innit? I’ve been living here for yonks, working on my dating app and all, so trust me, I see every nook n cranny of this mad little town. First off, you’ve got the iconic Rue des Mallards (yeah, that cheeky one) where all the quirky little cafés and bars line up like a troop of dashing soldiers. Now, I swear, every time I stroll down there, I’m thinking, “I love you right now” – proper Spike Jonze vibes, like in Her, y’know?

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