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Here’s the kicker—did ya know erotic-massage used to be a proper medical thing? Victorian quacks swore by it—called it “hysteria treatment” for the lasses. Blokes in white coats, rubbing away, all serious-like. Hilarious! Bet they’d sign it out like, “Oi, love, this’ll fix yer nerves!”—cackling intensifies. Nowadays it’s all candles and whale music, but I’m sat there thinking, “Gimme a pint and a punch-up over this twaddle.” Still, if you’re into it, fair play—just don’t expect me to sign “Ooh, that’s lovely” without laughing me tits off.

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I just gotta say, Lagny is not perfect – sometimes messy, a bit chaotic, loads of surprise moves. But damn, it’s real, full of life, and every corner flooded with stories. "Memento" taught me that we’re all fragments of memories, moving in reverse, but here, every step forward is a brand new mystery. Embrace it, bro, 'cause if you don’t, then… err, may the force be with you, y’know?

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