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About Bordeaux

So, sex-dating’s like, hookin’ up fast, no strings, just vibes. I’m talkin’ apps, chats, steamy pics—bam! Met this one dude online once, said he’s a “sea prince,” turned out he’s just a jellyfish with a selfie stick! Made me laugh so hard I snorted pineapple juice! But real talk, it’s tricky waters, mateys. Ya gotta watch for catfish—ugh, hate ‘em! One time, this chick said she’s a mermaid, but nah, just a barnacle with filters. Pissed me off, like, “I’m not here to play Goofy Goober hide’n’seek!”

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Now, listen, as a sexologist, I see more than just pretty facades. I see the human drama, the passion, the awkward lovemaking under moonlit skies beside the little river, La Rièvre – yep, that sneaky waterway cuttin' through town. Some nights, I even end up in the park near Place de la République, where couples whisper and giggle under ancient trees. Spontaneous nooks, you know? And sometimes, on a whim, I wander down Rue de la Liberté, laughin’ at the absurdity of life ("We hates it!"). A true scream of freedom in grey days.

The world famous ‘Topkweker Freddy’ is no longer with us…