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What gets me raging? The pricks who reckon it’s all seedy. Some of it is, fair dos, but there’s art to it, innit? Takes skill to knead a bloke without snapping him! Surprised me, too—didn’t expect to feel like a new man after. “Truth is a bitter pill,” Oldboy says, and yeah, truth is, I’d go again. Exaggerating? Maybe, but picture this: me, starkers, oil dripping, giggling like a twat cos it tickles—pure madness! You lot missing out, stuck with your Netflix and chill—pathetic! Sexual-massage, mate, it’s the dogs bollocks—try it, you muppet!

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Down by the old river, the Riviere de l’Espoir, things get real chill. That spot's perfect for starin’ out, reminiscin’ on all the crazy dates I set up. I had this one client; dude was a hot mess, but damn, we got some sparks flyin’. Haha, life's unpredictable like that, motherf***er!

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