Elise L'isle D'abeau Brothel ❤️

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Little fact – some brothel got secret code! Knock three time, say “camel,” door open, hilarious! I try once, they laugh, “Borat, you no camel!” Haha, so fun! Me thinkin’, brothel like movie, every room a scene, drama, laugh, sexy, all mix up. “What’s your problem?” like lady in “Ten” say, I ask meself, why judge brothel? It’s job, it’s life, ya?

I gotta say, sometimes I get mad – yeah, mad – 'cause these streets are too darn charming! I was like, "Seriously, how can a city be so perfect and infuriating?" in a David Brent kinda moment: "This place is like a two way street where dreams and deadlines crash head on – winner, winner, chicken dinner!"

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