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So, I tried it once—don’t judge! This lady, she’s all pro, right? Tells me it’s “ancient art.” Ancient?! Like, cavemen rubbed each other down? “Ugh, kill mammoth, now massage me!” Bullshit, but I buy it. Feels good, I ain’t gonna lie. Pretty, pretty good, actually. But then—THEN—she’s like, “Energy flow, blah blah.” I’m thinkin’, “Lady, just keep rubbin’, spare me the guru crap!” Made me so mad, I almost walked out. Almost. Too comfy, ya see.

Man, I swear, one day while chillin' at my spa, I heard this epic commotion near the ancient church, Église Saint-Jean-Baptiste. I was like, "Respect my authoritah!" I mean seriously, it was epic. I always tell my customers, "I got more zen than these noisy peeps!" But dude, this town gets me both zen and totally pissed off sometimes. It's like that movie "Memento": you forget crap fast but never forget the best parts! "We all lie to ourselves to be happy!" Yeah, man, Christopher Nolan got it!

Fig. 2 Plan of a part of the site of La Gravette during the Medieval...