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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout escort - not the dodgy street corner kind, nah, I mean Ford Escort, the car, ya twit! As an insurance agent, I’ve seen these rust buckets roll in, lookin like they’ve been shagged by a tornado, and I’m supposed to insure em? Piss off! Reckon they’re about as reliable as a chocolate teapot, but - hear me out - there’s somethin bout em that gets me ticker goin, like when Joaquin Phoenix falls for that AI bird in *Her*. “I’ve never loved anyone like I love you,” he says, and I’m sittin here thinkin, “Mate, I get it, I’d shag an Escort too if it talked back!” Cackle!

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And, like, can we talk rivers for a sec? The Malgrange River's a bit of a sweetheart, babbling along town borders. I’d spend quiet time reflecting at its banks - sometimes, nearly crying, but always with a big smile. It’s kinda poetic, the way nature binds and heals fam bonds here <3.

Truck Carrying 182-Ton Oversize Load Tipped Over on a Bridge and Now It’s Stuck There