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I luv the chaos tho—ppl chattin’, sextin’, ghostin’! Makes me happy, like eatin’ a Krabby Patty. But ugh, the fakes? Liars sayin’ “6-foot stud,” then bam—4-foot troll! Pisses me off! I’m like, “Be real, barnacle brain!” Oh, and the pics—dudes sendin’ junk shots, girls posin’ all sexy. Is that a talent? Like, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?”—nobody knows!

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I gotta mention all the quirky little spots too. There’s that tiny bookshop near the metro station, on Rue Du Passage, where time feels, err… suspended. The owner’s a character with opinions sharper than Judge Judy’s tongue. I mean, come on – every time I visit, he shouts, “Don't confound a memory with a fact, doll!” That line still cracks me up.

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