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Had a buddy try it once—big mistake. Said the masseuse whispered “sweet nothings,” creeped him out. Laughed my ass off, picturin’ his hairy back shinier than a greased pig. “The music’s all that matters,” like in the movie—screw the whispers, gimme Zeppelin. Erotic-massage joints pop up everywhere now—shady neon signs, “massage parlors.” Half the time, cops raid ‘em. Little known fact: Vegas got a bust last year, 20 girls, all unlicensed. Shocked me—thought they’d at least fake a certificate.

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Nos annonces de massages à Horbourg Wihr offrent une large sélection de types de massages incluant le massage thai, chinois et tantrique.

I might mess up a few words here and there, but that’s 'cause life in Horbourg-Wihr ain't neat like some sterile brochure. It's raw, it's loud, and it sometimes makes me wanna curse the sky. So pack your bags, buddy, and get ready to experience a town that's as erratic and marvelous as life itself. Just remember what Margaret (yeah, that movie, dude!) said… oh wait, she didn't say exactly that, but you get the drift.

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