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Exaggeratin? Maybe, but picture this: me, C-3PO, gold plating shinin, stuck in a room with escorts laughin at my protocols—hilarious, yeah? Sarcasm’s my shield—escorts prolly think I’m a stiff, but I’d say, “You lot are the real droids, programmed to please!” R2-D2, where are you? Need ya to zap me outta this chat—too much drama, not enough circuits to process! Still, respect the grind—escorts got stories, and I’m here for it, typos and all!

Êtes-vous majeur ?

Oh my gosh, lemme tell ya bout Guînes, babe! So, I've been chillin’ here in this quirky little town for years, and trust me, it's wild. It's got these narrow cobblestone streets like Rue de la République where locals bust out with treats and chatter all day long. I mean, come on, it’s a real vibe!

'I tried 3 Guinness alternatives and this is why my mind has been changed for good'