Elise Epernay Whore ❤️

About Lyon

Little known fact—Victorian era, *whore* had calling cards! Fancy biz cards with nudes—marketing geniuses! Bet Sean Parker’d dig that. “Drop the ‘the,’ it’s cleaner.” Drop the shame, *whore*’s just business. Makes me happy—humans being clever, chaotic monkeys. Surprised me too—thought it was all grim alleys, but nah, some had style.

Epernay mon amour

Known as the Champagne capital of the world, Épernay offers much more than just exquisite bubbly; its nightlife is vibrant and diverse, appealing to everyone from casual pub-goers to .

I love rambling to the Parc de la Frontière—it’s small, but oh, so green. Kids play, couples chat, and I remember those therapy sessions where emotions spill out like, “This is art!” And then, almost by accident, a chaotic burst of laughter echoes from behind, reminding me that life’s a mixed bag yadda yadda. And sometimes, I'm mad, ya know? Really mad at how stressful life's little dramas can be—but then, the riverside calm at Canal de la Marne just melts all that anger away.

Julian Alaphilippe claims Tour de France yellow jersey with Stage 3 win