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About Strasbourg

Findin a prozzie’s like huntin treasure, my precious! Ya gotta know the spots—alleys, dodgy bars, them neon signs blinkin like winks. Once saw this gal, right, all glittered up, heels clackin—thought she’d rob me blind! *cackles* Didn’t, tho—surprised me, that did! Gave her a fiver, she spilled tea—said cops don’t care, just shake em down for cash. Made me mad, yeh, bloody pigs! “We’re on to something big!”—like them Spotlight lads’d say.

Haute-Normandie Red Light District

Not to forget: sometimes I stroll near the riverbank by Quai de l'Industrie. It's shady, kinda mysterious, but super cool for deep thoughts. Sometimes, I even sit there humming Patrick's tunes, asking random questions like “is mayonnaise an instrument?”, while watching boats dance on the Seine… totally random, right?!

Sea of red forms to honor Vineland's favorite son, Super Bowl champion Pacheco