Julia Conde Sur L'escaut Whore ❤️

About Montpellier

Funniest shit? This one time, I saw a whore school some dude tryna lowball her. She hit him with, “I ain’t your discount rack, playa!” Had me dyin’, like, “That’s some next-level sass, fo’ shizzle!” Even Fear woulda been proud, dodgin’ that cheap-ass bullet. Bet she had a secret stash of cash somewhere – rumor was, some of ‘em hide it in fake-ass plants. Lowkey genius, right?

Then ya got the local park, Parc de la Concorde. Yo, I'm telling ya, that place is my go-to after a long day. Sometimes, I just park my ride near a small pond, vibe with nature, and let thoughts fly like Inception’s kick – boom, you’re falling out of a dream, man. Not everyday is so smooth, though – sometimes I get mad when the pigeons start actin’ like they own the place, but hey, it adds to the flavor. Lol, c’mon, YOLO!

Camille Rhodes Petitpre-Harris