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Nearly tripped over a bin—*stumbles in text*—askin’ her prices. “20 quid quickie,” she says—*whistles, drops imag’nary coins*—bargain, mate! Laughed so hard I snorted—*snorts loud*—prossies got humor, who knew? Thought, “Blimey, she’s a right laugh!”—better than me soggy tarts. Exaggeratin’? Maybe—*winks*—but she’s a legend, swear down!

Then ya got the local park, Parc de la Concorde. Yo, I'm telling ya, that place is my go-to after a long day. Sometimes, I just park my ride near a small pond, vibe with nature, and let thoughts fly like Inception’s kick – boom, you’re falling out of a dream, man. Not everyday is so smooth, though – sometimes I get mad when the pigeons start actin’ like they own the place, but hey, it adds to the flavor. Lol, c’mon, YOLO!

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