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About Strasbourg

Little known fact—back in Victorian days, prossies had secret codes, tappin’ on windows to signal punters. Clever sods! Made me chuffed—history’s wild, innit? Anyway, I’m chattin’ her up, she’s laughin’—got a gob like a sailor, swearin’ worse than me after a scotch too many. Made me angry tho, some twat kept buttin’ in, tryin’ to nick her off me—like, mate, sod off, I ain’t sharin’!

BOOKING TYPES

I feel like every street corner’s a surprise here. Sometimes I miss the old days, but that's cool. I get nostalgic and quote "Don't you get it? The world is changing." And yeah, I throw in random catchphrases cause why not? I'm livin' like Bart Simpson, dude—err... "Ay caramba!" every damn day.

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