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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m a merchandiser, slingin’ goods all day, and now ya want me to yap about sexual-massage? Fine, I’ll bite—don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’! I’m picturin’ it now: dim lights, oil slicker than a politician’s handshake, hands kneadin’ ya like dough. It’s all “relaxation,” they say, but I ain’t buyin’ that crap so easy. Reminds me of *Requiem for a Dream*—ya know, my fave flick—where everythin’ starts all dreamy, then bam, you’re screwed six ways to Sunday. “Ass to ass!”—that’s the vibe I get when I think of some shady massage joint.

Vos centres - Soins corps - Massage & Détente à Châteaubourg

Massages bien-être, non thérapeutique, en cas de doutes demandez un avis médical à votre médecin. Veuillez prendre connaissances des contre-indications avant de prendre rdv. .

I’m constantly amazed by this city, even after years. I wander, I massage, I rage – “Respect my authoritah!” I mean, it’s like every corner holds a wild story, a surprise, or even a hidden bomb ready to explode.

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