Aurora Chamonix Mont Blanc Brothel ❤️

About Marseille

So, picture this dive – stinks of cheap perfume, sweat, desperation. Blokes stumblin in, pissed off their nut, thinkin they’re kings. Makes me wanna puke, but it’s bloody fascinatin too! Little known fact – back in Victorian times, right, brothels had secret tunnels. Toffs’d sneak in, bang some lass, then scarper! Mad, eh? Imagine that now – some Tory MP divin through a sewer to shag. Priceless!

Nightclubs in the Chamonix Valley

Before you plan your trip to Chamonix, read our insider guide on the best bars and clubs, shortlisted by locals who know.

The Aiguille du Midi? Fuck, that peak is a beast. Every damn time it cuts the sky, it reminds me of every angry clap of thunder inside me when working with troubled souls. I sit near the riverside at Parc de l'Arve sometimes, feel the cold water on my face—yeah, that’s the shit that gets my creative juices flowin’. Sometimes when life’s too intense, I whisper, "Motherf***er, ain't life just as raw as a Blue Is the Warmest Color moment?" and it all clicks.

Closure of the Mont-Blanc tunnel: alternative routes