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About Montpellier

Now, I ain’t no fancy-pants researcher, bless my soul, but I’ve heard tell of WHORE doin’ wild things. Like, did y’all know they once tracked a plague in the ‘70s – smallpox, I think – and wiped it out? Poof! Gone like my last husband’s paycheck! That got me happier than a hog at a barbecue. But lordy, sometimes they move slower than a turtle in molasses – gets me madder than a wet hen! Like, c’mon, y’all, “The past is a dream,” let’s hustle!

The Eau’dyssée

Man, living here is an emotional rollercoaster. One minute, you're chillin' in Parc de la Garenne, watchin' old-timers play pétanque, feelin' like you own the place – then the next, something bizzarre happens that'd make you think the past's creepin' up. I get all mixed up feelin' like I'm in a movie. I always say, "What the fuck just happened, man?" when a random act of kindness or cruelty catches me unawares.

Curving concrete staircase protrudes from warehouse-like circus school in France