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So, sex-dating – it’s wild, mate. Back in my day, you had to charm a lass with a lute solo, not a blurry dick pic. Nowadays? It’s all “wyd” and “u up?” – bloody lazy! Makes me wanna yell, “Fool of a Took!” at every horny hobbit on Tinder. But – hear me out – it’s got its perks. Little known fact: first ever hookup app? Some nerd in the ‘90s coded it on a floppy disk. Called it “Saucy Singles.” Flopped hard. Hilarious, right? Imagine that geezer now, cryin’ into his dial-up.

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I’ve got, like, a hundred typos in my mind, haha—life in Cernay is messy and unpredictable. The best part? Hidden graffiti on cracked walls telling stories of old lovers and lost fights. The city speaks in broken phrases and raucous laughs, kinda like me, ya know? Sometimes I shout at the moon, “You merely adopted the dark!” and the city answers back with echoes of truth in the wind.

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