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Ah, Cassis, mon ami – a little jewel by the sea, where my hands have learned more about souls than most scholars ever will. I've been livin’ here for a while now, tendin’ to aches and pains, but also soaking in every sun-dappled moment this town offers. You see, my work as a masseur gives me a knack for noticing all the little quirks that make this place extraordinary. So, strap in, ‘cause I'm 'bout to take you on a wild ride.

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