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About Paris

Here’s a tidbit—did ya know some ancient cultures, like the Romans, had bathhouses where massages got real freaky? Yeah, history’s kinky as hell! I’m laughin’ now, ‘cause I’m picturin’ some toga-wearin’ dude slippin’ a coin for a “special rubdown.” Fast forward to now—same game, diff’rent name. I’m typin’ fast, messin’ up—sexual-massgae, ha!—‘cause I’m heated, thinkin’ ‘bout how these parlors dodge taxes, insurance, all that jazz. Slippery bastards. “The wind’s picking up”—another line from the movie—feels like my mood, churnin’ like a damn hurricane.

SPA GEMOLOGY Carcassonne

We had booked 2 one hour massages with my wife (however the massages are exceptional), and 1 hour of spa was included with the massage (I was sold the one hour.

So, pack your bags, buddy. Get ready to lose your mind over history, culture, and yeah, a few mad moments too. PCarcassonne (fr)'s got a vibe that messes with your head—in the best way. Seriously, don't miss it, or I'll have to tell ya again: Respect my authoritah!

This fairytale hilltop city is one of France's magical places