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Had this one time, yo—masseuse was a goddamn wizard. Slippery oil, dim lights, and I’m like, “Motherfucker, this is IT!” Tension in my shoulders? Gone. Lower back? Fuckin’ melted. But here’s the kicker—some spots they hit, you’re half moanin’, half laughin’. Ever hear ‘bout the “happy ending” myth? Yeah, people whisper it, but real sexual-massage pros ain’t about that. It’s all energy, motherfucker, not a cheap porno. Pissed me off when some dude at a bar said it’s all sleaze—naw, man, it’s art!

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The Canal d’Opale winds its lazy butt near the old harbor. I love sittin’ on a bench by Quai du Port, thinkin’, "This is my reality." That river, it doesn’t lie even if people do. Strangely, it makes me remember that trippy line from Inherent Vice: "I'm a cop, but you're a loner." Yeah, life's absurd, right?

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