Sadie Berre L'etang Whore ❤️

About Bordeaux

Ssss, but some funny bits—heard ‘bout this one brothel, London, 1800s, had a parrot screamin’ curses at the johns. “Bugger off!” it’d squawk—cracked me up, precious! Imaginin’ that bird, louder than the moans. We likes a laugh, don’t we? Keeps the dark away.

I stroll past Rue de la Salamandre, ohhh, that funny named gem, where I once treated a mad fellow who yelled “We hates it, we do, we hates it!” after a long day, his muscles twisted in pain. Pff, poor bastard, but yess. The parks, oh! There's Parc des Mistrals, where sun hits the old fountain, droplets like tiny tears. I once left my massage table there, and oh blimey, a gecko crawled on it! Precious... but we laughed.

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