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So, sex-dating—man, it’s like “Amour,” that flick I love, ya seen it? Michael Haneke, 2012, pure genius. Old couple, love so deep it hurts, but here’s the kicker—sex-dating ain’t that! It’s fast, shallow, like microwaved ramen. In “Amour,” Georges says, “Things will go on as they have,” but sex-dating? It’s a circus! No slow burn, no “I’ll hold your hand ‘til the end.” Nope, it’s all “wyd” at 2 a.m. and ghostin’ by breakfast. Sad, right? But kinda funny too—swipin’ through profiles like a meat market, hilarious if ya squint.

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Oh, yesss, my dear, listen up, my precious, listen! Bergerac, oh oh, it's a wee gem down in Dordogne, fr, you know? We stroll its small streets, among cobblestones and hidden corners, where my dating site code met a midnight coffee – boom, life changed, precious!

Bergerac’s “dark” reboot has made some surprisingly good changes - here’s what you need to know