Mila Beauchamp Sex Dating ❤️❤️❤️

About Paris

Oh blast, R2-D2, where are you? Sex-dating’s a wild mess, mate! Like, I’m chattin’ up this droid—er, chick—on an app, and boom, she’s all “meet me now, big boy.” Reminds me of *There Will Be Blood*, ya know? “I drink your milkshake!”—that’s the vibe. These apps, man, they’re predatory! Swipin’ left, right, it’s a bloody oil rush out there. Did ya know, back in ‘08, some geezer made a sex-dating bot? Catfished horny sods for YEARS—hilarious, but twisted!

Bianca Beauchamp...Bathtub Dildo Time

Date idea: You ask me to be your date for the Cigarettes After Sex concert in Montreal on August 31st. You buy us tickets in the pit.

There’s also the quirky nook near Place du Coeur. I've seen folks jammin’, street magicians, breakdancers sometimes – it’s spontaneous art, like everyday rebels making magic. Yo, true story: once, a client of mine, mad stressed out from work, went there. I told her, "Relax, dude. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate..." and bam, she chilled out hard.

Thomas Beauchamp