Paisley Bayeux Brothel ❤️

About Lille

Love the grit, tho—makes me happy. Smoky rooms, cheap whiskey, dames with sass. Reminds me of Plainview’s hustle—*“I’m an oilman, ladies and gentlemen!”*—they’re hustlin’ too, just different game. Once heard this tale—dunno if it’s true—some brothel in Paris hid spies durin’ WWII. Nazis waltzin’ in, gettin’ played. That’s some next-level shit, gets my gears goin’.

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Err, sorry, my words jump like a mad squirrel! Bayeux, it’s a wild ride—rich, chaotic, nostalgic it is, yes. Never forget it: city has quirks—like me, like my massage room, full of hidden whispers and cut off thoughts, haha. Come, experience it for your own, you must.

French artist selected to create Bayeux Tapestry's missing final scene