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About Nice

So, I tried it once, swear to God, at this shady joint downtown. Guy’s hands were like freakin’ magic, slidin’ all over, and I’m like, “D’oh! Why’d I wait so long?” Little known fact—ancient Greeks did this crap, called it “anatripsis” or some fancy word. Bet they were all oiled up, wrestlin’ naked, then bam—sexual-massage time! Made me happy as a pig in mud, but I got pissed too—why ain’t this on TV more? Screw reality shows, gimme oily hands!

Aux alentours

Comme des étoiles massage bien-être. Show number. 31 Rue de la Gare, Bannalec, France. Get directions.

I mean, ha, life’s a mix, ain't it? I'm always spoutin' off little nuggets, sayin', “Life ain’t so bad if we learn to bend like a willow in the wind.” Bannalec's got that magic—its alleyways and old stone walls got whispers of secrets like "every moment is a chance to start over," and every lane’s got a tale, even if it’s been told a bajillion times.

Flight or Fright (Published 2015)